Day 134

I gave a speech and chatted with a city council member today. Yay worker power.

Also sometimes maybe I wonder I'm way off the deep end. When I'm aiding and abetting delivering dirty socks full of coal to banks.

Oyy.

Day 133

What do you guys think this means? Is this lunch special a good deal? Plain slices of cheese or a cheese sandwich?

Day 132

I literally waited all week to get wasted at a holiday party and then watch the Anthony bourdain tour of philly at a bar.

It was awesome! Nothing is better than cheering drunkenly with your city brethren at the bar thats currently on TV and celebrating the fact that tony bourdain finally came to Philly after literally refusing for years?????

DUH. He loved it here.

Day 131

After a rigorous day of trying not to eat, napping, and spending a lot of money on cold medicine and carmex lip medication and tampons..... I am finally doing what I'm in the mood for, watching 30 Rock with my cats.

Day 130

Uhhhh this is what my fucking face looks like. I am so sick and I think I have a UTI because my pee burns, and I have my period early and I have a cough and phlegm, and my eye is
Infected???? And I'm so
Tired even though I've been resting for a week.

What.

My face looms less fat though???? To me, at least.

Day 129

UUUUHHH CRAFT SUCCESS NUMBER 1!!!

Maybe #2 after the love blankets of yesteryear.


Pinterest is pretty useful.

Day 128

Does this blog ever get interesting??? The biggest thing happening in my life is that I'm struggling to lose weight when I have unlimited access to arepas, Popsicles, and hot chocolate. I have also had a horrible cold for over a week and no amount of sleeping will fix it.

This has never happened. What do I do?