Day 16

My friend and I went to Lancaster, PA! It was my first time in Amish country. We went to the outlets??? Which were terrible ( and not in the way actual inexpensive outlets are crowded and terrible but in the way everything there was still too expensive to afford to buy.)

Anyway, on a wonderful recommendation we went to Good. n Plenty. I ate apple butter and sour kraut and pork and a bite of ham and meatloaf and shoo fly pie????? Also pickled vegetable chowchow and mashed potatoes with white gravy. One might say everything was bland and terrible OR one might say it was SO FUCKING FUN???? With homemade rolls and weird old timely atmosphere.

I FINALLY bought a spoon rest

It says : " KISSIN' DON'T LAST COOKIN' DO"

Which is... So true.

Day 15

Here is 30th Street Station at 2am. Whoops who knew that public transit stops running at midnight??? Had to/Accidentally chose to walk home 5 miles to the bar.

It was a nice, albeit kind of sloshy walk home. Also I walked right on the sidewalk where a neighbor would soon kill himself by jumping out of his own building. I guess im glad that didn't happen while I was right beneath!

Day 14

This is my fave view in the world!!!! A big juicy booty, gin in a cup, awesome wood bar and Summertime by Will Smith blasting. This shit is my jam.

It's Sunday night... Let my server weekend commence!!!!!

I used to dread Sundays and throw up and cry and feel so terrible I wanted to die. Now I dont. Monday is my favorite day of the week. It's do whatever I want day.

Day 13

Someone has wheat pasted these pug virgin marys/baby jesuses all over public signs across the city. I LOVE THEM. Do they mean anything?????? Not sure.

Day 12

I get the joke. But is there one? Saw this sign while walking around downtown. Did nothing else notable this weekend because I worked from 1-10pm Friday through sunday . Blegh

Day 11

Acquisition of gigantic cat. Not a Maine Coon but just as huge! Also he is covered in irremovable soot???? So he looks like a leopard.

Day 10

Today I hacked the blackboard at work. This joke is so hilarious in my head! I wish you had been there to LOL with me.

Today was a weird day. It's a full moon out so everyone who came in to the shop seemed either to be normal people moving in slow motion or secret aliens from the Men In Black movies.

Then I left work feeling desperately hungry in an emotional way and deeply empty inside! I feel very terrible so that's a bit unfamiliar at this point.

It's August 1 and people have started talking about August 8th already an it's a date that I don't like. It's the day that reminds me of lost people.